Normally, I am all about substance. Not. There is very important news to share. Big stuff IMO. So, the news, which is also quite evident, is that our blog had some work done!

You see; this blog was once upon a time a tad wide. I am not name calling or anything. But the thing was busting out from all sides. For a while, the blog was not perturbed by its physical appearance. "There is much more to a blog than its look", was the creed that was being followed by our blog. Then one morning our blog awoke and hit the snooze button. When the bloated blog finally arose from its steep slumber, it took a quick shower. And that's when it occurred. The blog caught a look of itself in the full size mirror.

The wide blog

For days thereafter, the blog was depressed. Whence had all the girth sprouted to such prolific proportions? Anyways, to cut to the chase, the blog joined Weight Watchers. To no avail. Same with the South Beach Blog Diet.

Sorry for killing the climatic ending. However, I cannot divulge how our blog lost so much weight. Suffice it to say that there is speculation about liposuction and other extreme methods of waist reduction. Bullocks. This blog will not be weighed down (unintentional pun) by salacious scuttlebutt.

FYI, just so you know, for the entire time that I have been typing this post, this blog has been sweating profusely on a treadmill.

The thin blog

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Kelly

02-20-2008 9:09 AM

I'm glad to see that the blog is starting to get serious about its health.  I suggest that it take a course from one of our tutors who specializes in health and nutrition.  Maybe it should check out Leah Zitter's course called "Health/Life Skills"?  Long live the blog!!